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  2. Someone please prove or disprove that Erin authored this joke:

    Q. How do trees feel when spring is finally here? A. Re-leaved.

     

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  6. Wire, 1979.

     


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    Long ago I was in an early iteration of Red Eyed Legends with Chris Thomson (of Fury, Ignition, Circus Lupus, Monorchid, Skull KontrolCoffin Pricks, and everything else) and Ben Chapman (of the Daily News!). Hot Snakes had us open a couple times, the last of which was in Chicago, where this song was recorded. We were drunk a lot then, and I forget what the song is called, but Chris is usually really good at naming songs so let’s just assume it is something amusing.

     


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    I am currently experiencing 50,000 watts of pure editorial karma. 

     

  10. Ryan Trecartin ur-video discovered.

     

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  12. You keep telling me the Academy Awards are this weekend, here’s some Unwound.

     

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  15. I filed a story today, here’s some Die Kreuzen.